December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Might I ask, are you religious? Awesome blog btw :)
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Anonymous asked: Two things! Firstly, is your url a Karl Pilkington reference? (i really hope so) and secondly, i'm watching 'Earthflight' on the bbc (i'm British) and am prayng to a non-existent God that you will make some GIFs (: much love x
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Last Christmas you gave me your heart, this year I need your liver.
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It’s almost Christmas! A day on which we remember the birth of Jesus Christ, a first century magician from Bethlehem. Many say he was the Uri Geller of his time. We celebrate his birthday, of course, by welcoming an overweight stranger with quite an unusual suit into our homes, preferably when we’re all asleep.
For those of you who don’t know, Jesus’ father was/is God,...
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I guess that’s enough racism for today…
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So, Kim Jong-il is no more. Apparently he was found dead, trapped under his glasses.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about the 'Faked' Frozen Planet footage? I know this is old news, but i'm slow! Personally i don't feel it was a bad thing at all, it was for the sake of the newborn bears and the camera operators. Plus they are still newborn bears aren't they!?
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE CUTE! ;D
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Here’s a tip for all native English speakers to get more followers on Tumblr:
Type a bit more slowly and harder, so foreigners will be able to follow you as well.
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Anonymous asked: What do you like to do during your free time?
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The brilliant Christopher Hitchens passed away yesterday. Sadly, there isn’t a heaven for him to go to. On the other hand, if there was one, he would have “a lot of explaining to do”.
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Time Magazine has named “the Protester” as person of the year. At last a reason to demonstrate!
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Yesterday NASA announced they found an “Earth-like” planet, twice the size of our own (assuming you are from Earth), using the Kepler Space Telescope. I think you’ll find it’s all in the Bible. Here’s a quote from Genesis 1:1:
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the two Earths. Since the planets were 600 light-years apart, He could only keep an eye on...
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Don’t you think Catholic priests would stop abusing children, if Jesus just turned their wine back into water?
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Anonymous asked: You sir, are attractive! And i love your blog! :D
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Did you know that, ironically, German geese fly in a W-formation?